Dearest teachers of our town – thank you all for everything you do, and for not reporting me to the authorities in 2016 when my eldest answered “my mum drinks scotch in the bath” to the question “tell me about your mum”. School work coming home at the end of the year is always a tense time for me. But here you are, with just 10 weeks left until your annual summer recharge, and I’ve got some handy advice to help you get there.

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